Wednesday, August 22, 2012

F in Exams

So my neighbor let me borrow this book called F in exams by Richard Benson. It is awesome. In it are real answers people put down on their exams when they didn't know the real answer. 

I wanted to share my favorites with you!

 Math:

-A car company is having a sale. A  car that was $50,00 before the sale is now 30 percent off. What is the new price?
Sill too expensive
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- name a regular triangle

   a three-sided triangle
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-What is conditional probability?
Maybe, maybe not
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Chemistry:

-What is a nitrate?
Its much cheaper than a day rate
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-what is a vacuum?
something my mom says i should use more often
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-Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term "hard water."
ice
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-Describe the chemical differences between H2o and co2
H20 is hot water, Co2 is cold water
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Biology:

-Adam cuts his arm. Blood gushes out and is red in color. What does this show?
He is not a robot.  He is a boy!
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-What does "terminal illness" mean?
When you become ill at the airport
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-In the Hawaiian Islands there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this.
There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit

History and Geography:

-Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
At the bottom
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-Upon ascending the throne the first thing Queen Elizabeth II did was to...
sit down

2 comments:

  1. ROFL! These are awesome!!!!!!!! XD Where can I find the book?? ;D

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  2. I am not sure where the best place to get it would be, but I know it is on amazon

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